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We never did finish the game we startedOriginally posted by kandr View PostIf you want to label it then yes
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Sweet jesus ! Where do people get such thoughts from ?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostEveryone can see that you've provoked me sorely into doin this. Here is the link, but IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND UNHOLY, DON'T LOOK! Urban Dictionary: stormin norman Prob NSFW as well.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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From prison, presumably. I did warn you.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostSweet jesus ! Where do people get such thoughts from ?Comment
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Ceroc dancing? Is that a good place to meet spare women these days? Prefererably not ones who force you to spend all day plastering the lounge. Any advice appreciated.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Apparently, Ceroc is the new Samba when it comes to finding single ladies of a certain age...Originally posted by xoggoth View PostCeroc dancing? Is that a good place to meet spare women these days? Prefererably not ones who force you to spend all day plastering the lounge. Any advice appreciated.
i.e. they're certain to be older than you hoped !Comment
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I think prison sounds like a better bet than Ceroc.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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For once Pogle did not google it.
I'm still aghast at the fanny crapping hot pocket thingy.
I am a sensitive soul
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostFor once Pogle did not google it.
I'm still aghast at the fanny crapping hot pocket thingy.
I am a sensitive soul
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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