Still alive.

[MaryPoppins]

Pop the pink oboe in the brown pocket, then retract the used implement to provide one's partner with a mud & yoghurt facial.

HTH

Oh.

That old classic. How disappointing.

[RichardCranium]

Pop the pink oboe in the brown pocket, then retract the used implement to provide one's partner with a mud & yoghurt facial.

In a federal penitentiary.

Or in a Indian restaurant, since it sounds quite similar to 'licking the chutney spoon' !

[RichardCranium]

Talking of such things, can someone please explain to me the role of the paper clips in kandr's 'intimate' encounter with the short, gay AA man?

No he had loads of paper clips in his pocket though, not sure why?

Have you been for a tulip yet? Those paperclips will hurt like hell on the way out.

[Old Greg]

Talking of such things, can someone please explain to me the role of the paper clips in kandr's 'intimate' encounter with the short, gay AA man?

Piercing equivalent of a temporary petrol cap.

[kandr]

Talking of such things, can someone please explain to me the role of the paper clips in kandr's 'intimate' encounter with the short, gay AA man?

Clippy posted his plan B was to become a AA man that charged big fees for people who run out of petrol.

See http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1221244

[Old Greg]

Clippy posted his plan B was to become a AA man that charged big fees for people who run out of petrol.

Why didn't you use your wet norman skills to siphon petrol out of someone else's tank?

[kandr]

Why didn't you use your wet norman skills to siphon petrol out of someone else's tank?

Because I am not a thief.

[MaryPoppins]

Talking of such things, can someone please explain to me the role of the paper clips in kandr's 'intimate' encounter with the short, gay AA man?

...gay AA man, that rolls off the tongue quite nicely.

[Old Greg]

...gay AA man, that rolls off the tongue quite nicely.

Very nice.

[RichardCranium]

...gay AA man, that rolls off the tongue quite nicely.

So to speak.

Since said chappie was in a remote place at that time, and a small odd - but nice - albeit money-grabbing - rescue chap, it was an encounter with a ... ready for this? ...

out-of-the-way day, fey, okay, say "Hey! Pay!", gay AA MayDay man.





(someone else can squeeze Chez, K, bay, lay, Yay and the others in there.)