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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Whose round is it? I can't remember from last time.
'kin lightweight!
Probably mine.
Is my hirsute little scouse friend coming along?
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aye, the missus is keen to meet everyone. I will be drinking Orange though, because I am on the wagonOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View Post'kin lightweight!
Probably mine.
Is my hirsute little scouse friend coming along?
I am also the biggest fck-off liar that cuk has ever seen hehe he
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Good news on the 'wet norman' front. I've had an email from the editors of urbandictionary:
'Thanks for your definition of wet norman!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.
It should appear on this page in the next few days:
Urban Dictionary: wet norman
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wet norman
A combination of felching and watersports
Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans.'Comment
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The problem I always had with felching, was not WHAT the pervy rascals stuck up there, but the sheer quantity
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Boys will be boys.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThe problem I always had with felching, was not WHAT the pervy rascals stuck up there, but the sheer quantity

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You have my utmost respect.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostGood news on the 'wet norman' front. I've had an email from the editors of urbandictionary:
'Thanks for your definition of wet norman!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.
It should appear on this page in the next few days:
Urban Dictionary: wet norman
Urban Dictionary
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wet norman
A combination of felching and watersports
Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans.'Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Thank you. I'm thinking that we should declare 2011 to be International Year of the Wet Norman.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou have my utmost respect.Comment
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I have patented the phrase every mention pays me 10pOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostThank you. I'm thinking that we should declare 2011 to be International Year of the Wet Norman.Comment
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I'm having you prosecuted for causing emotional distress. Send us an update on current penal practice vis-a-vis stormin norman.Originally posted by kandr View PostI have patented the phrase every mention pays me 10pComment
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