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Spod was pretty disappointed on their first datePractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Whats the deal here who is real, has anyone actually met up for real, or is everyone a sockie except me and one other guy?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSpod was pretty disappointed on their first dateComment
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I have been thinking her hands are on the larger side.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostCould she in fact be Wilmslow with a wig and man boobs stuffed into a bra?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I thought you admitted to being a sockie, sock boy.Originally posted by kandr View PostWhats the deal here who is real, has anyone actually met up for real, or is everyone a sockie except me and one other guy?
I'm more or less completely real.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Blimey.Originally posted by kandr View PostWhats the deal here who is real, has anyone actually met up for real, or is everyone a sockie except me and one other guy?
You are such a n00b.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Poor SpodOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSpod was pretty disappointed on their first date
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Only outwardly.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSpod was pretty disappointed on their first dateComment
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Nope, I just changed my username, I stopped posting under my old name and created a new account, a sockie is soemone who has 2 or more accounts pretending to be other people, like say a wet norman type.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI thought you admitted to being a sockie, sock boy.
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Ha! CM's going to drop the nut on you shortly.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostOnly outwardly.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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