Still alive.

[kandr]

No way!!!

Bloody hell, that doesn't bode well for the future, does it?

One time this girl who went to her future husbands stag do and dragged him away because there was a stripper there.

[Old Greg]

No way!!!

Bloody hell, that doesn't bode well for the future, does it?

Isn't Wilmslow on a stag do this weekend?

[MaryPoppins]

Although consideration should be given as to whether male IT contractors posting on an Internet forum are the best character witnesses.

Don't discriminate, we're all losers here.

[wobbegong]

Well, all went well on the Friday evening – nice film, enjoyable end to the day.

Saturday morning, the bunny got extremely unreasonable and emotional. Thought best leave her to stew, turned out she wanted the attention instead. As in slamming door, crying, bawling, the works. She denied this was an argument, saying it was a discussion which is healthy.

Followed by the dramatic ‘right, I’m leaving’.

Fair enough, have a good journey back says I.

No, I will stay after all.

Me – ok then.

Bunny – You don’t want me to stay, I’m off….. Etc. I ended up deciding for us.

Cue umpteen calls and texts over the rest of the weekend as she ran out in fight or flight mode.

As we are both into Ceroc dancing, going to both go there independently tonight, could be an interesting evening ahead…… More worried about surviving Ceroc class to be honest though!

Hmmmmm, emotionally unstable, unpredictable bouts of temper, and illogical arguments. I'd say she's either, a) on the rag, or b) dangerously psychotic (both can produce similar behaviour).

Life's too short. Grow a pair, ditch her, move on.

[cailin maith]

Don't discriminate, we're all losers here.

True enough

[Old Greg]

Don't discriminate, we're all losers here.

But some are more equal than others.

[MaryPoppins]

But some are more equal than others.

I'll concede that. Wilmslow is the most equal, I would say.

I think W should date my colleague. She's constantly highly strung, very emotional, desperately irrational and deeply irritating. A perfick match!

[RichardCranium]

How do we know you are real though:?

And I can vouch for CM. He's a 6' 2" trucker called Bazza. Shirley you know this?

[Old Greg]

I'll concede that. Wilmslow is the most equal, I would say.

I think W should date my colleague. She's constantly highly strung, very emotional, desperately irrational and deeply irritating. A perfick match!

Could she in fact be Wilmslow with a wig and man boobs stuffed into a bra?

[RichardCranium]

Life's too short. Grow a pair, ditch her, move on.

If she's that psycho, this might be safer: ditch her, grow a pair, move on.