Still alive.

[Pondlife]

I enjoy Wilmsow's tales of woe ... they seem much like episodes of some mothers do 'ave 'em

Yes, I remember the episode when Frank was scouring Urban Dictionary for rude words and then turned to Betty and asked her if anyone had ever done a whoopsie in her front bottom.

[MaryPoppins]

Yes, I remember the episode when Frank was scouring Urban Dictionary for rude words and then turned to Betty and asked her if anyone had ever done a whoopsie in her front bottom.

[Platypus]

Saturday morning, the bunny got extremely unreasonable and emotional. Thought best leave her to stew, turned out she wanted the attention instead. As in slamming door, crying, bawling, the works. She denied this was an argument, saying it was a discussion which is healthy.

Followed by the dramatic ‘right, I’m leaving’.

Fair enough, have a good journey back says I.

No, I will stay after all.

Me – ok then.

Bunny – You don’t want me to stay, I’m off….. Etc. I ended up deciding for us.

Cue umpteen calls and texts over the rest of the weekend as she ran out in fight or flight mode.

Oh hang on.... this sounds exactly like my (ex) marriage

RUN dear Wilmslow RUN as FAST AS YOU CAN !


EDIT: just for emphasis, my ex really was like like that. A total ******* mental case.

[MaryPoppins]

Oh hang on.... this sounds exactly like my (ex) marriage

RUN dear Wilmslow RUN as FAST AS YOU CAN !


EDIT: just for emphasis, my ex really was like like that. A total ******* mental case.

She's the type wot gives us girlies a bad name.

[cailin maith]

Because people on here say they've met him at a CUK social

Hand on heart we did meet him.

She's the type wot gives us girlies a bad name.

WSS

[MaryPoppins]

In fact, she sounds like the mentalist I'm sitting near in this contract. She's just booked a flight to Edinburgh at the weekend as her boyf is on a stag do, she wants to keep an eye on him.

[Old Greg]

She's the type wot gives us girlies a bad name.

Although consideration should be given as to whether male IT contractors posting on an Internet forum are the best character witnesses.

[kandr]

Hand on heart we did meet him.



WSS

How do we know you are real though:?

[cailin maith]

In fact, she sounds like the mentalist I'm sitting near in this contract. She's just booked a flight to Edinburgh at the weekend as her boyf is on a stag do, she wants to keep an eye on him.

No way!!!

Bloody hell, that doesn't bode well for the future, does it?

[cailin maith]

How do we know you are real though:?

Cos I've met a few of the posters on this forum.