Still alive.

[RichardCranium]

f<cough>uck</cough> you too!

Whose round is it? I can't remember from last time.

[SupremeSpod]

Whose round is it? I can't remember from last time.

'kin lightweight!

Probably mine.

Is my hirsute little scouse friend coming along?

[EternalOptimist]

'kin lightweight!

Probably mine.

Is my hirsute little scouse friend coming along?

aye, the missus is keen to meet everyone. I will be drinking Orange though, because I am on the wagon

I am also the biggest fck-off liar that cuk has ever seen hehe he

[Old Greg]

Good news on the 'wet norman' front. I've had an email from the editors of urbandictionary:


'Thanks for your definition of wet norman!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
Urban Dictionary: wet norman

Urban Dictionary

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wet norman

A combination of felching and watersports

Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans.'

[EternalOptimist]

The problem I always had with felching, was not WHAT the pervy rascals stuck up there, but the sheer quantity

[Old Greg]

The problem I always had with felching, was not WHAT the pervy rascals stuck up there, but the sheer quantity

Boys will be boys.

[MaryPoppins]

Good news on the 'wet norman' front. I've had an email from the editors of urbandictionary:


'Thanks for your definition of wet norman!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
Urban Dictionary: wet norman

Urban Dictionary

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wet norman

A combination of felching and watersports

Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans.'

You have my utmost respect.

[Old Greg]

You have my utmost respect.

Thank you. I'm thinking that we should declare 2011 to be International Year of the Wet Norman.

[kandr]

Thank you. I'm thinking that we should declare 2011 to be International Year of the Wet Norman.

I have patented the phrase every mention pays me 10p

[Old Greg]

I have patented the phrase every mention pays me 10p

I'm having you prosecuted for causing emotional distress. Send us an update on current penal practice vis-a-vis stormin norman.