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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostPop the pink oboe in the brown pocket, then retract the used implement to provide one's partner with a mud & yoghurt facial.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIn a federal penitentiary.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Talking of such things, can someone please explain to me the role of the paper clips in kandr's 'intimate' encounter with the short, gay AA man?
Originally posted by kandr View PostNo he had loads of paper clips in his pocket though, not sure why?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHave you been for a tulip yet? Those paperclips will hurt like hell on the way out.Last edited by RichardCranium; 3 November 2010, 16:01.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostTalking of such things, can someone please explain to me the role of the paper clips in kandr's 'intimate' encounter with the short, gay AA man?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostTalking of such things, can someone please explain to me the role of the paper clips in kandr's 'intimate' encounter with the short, gay AA man?
See http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1221244Last edited by kandr; 3 November 2010, 16:04.Comment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostClippy posted his plan B was to become a AA man that charged big fees for people who run out of petrol.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWhy didn't you use your wet norman skills to siphon petrol out of someone else's tank?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostTalking of such things, can someone please explain to me the role of the paper clips in kandr's 'intimate' encounter with the short, gay AA man?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post...gay AA man, that rolls off the tongue quite nicely.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post...gay AA man, that rolls off the tongue quite nicely.
Since said chappie was in a remote place at that time, and a small odd - but nice - albeit money-grabbing - rescue chap, it was an encounter with a ... ready for this? ...
out-of-the-way day, fey, okay, say "Hey! Pay!", gay AA MayDay man.
(someone else can squeeze Chez, K, bay, lay, Yay and the others in there.)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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