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Why did you create a new account then? Do you post in the same style as previously? If you don't, then aren't you a sockie by definition?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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WTF is a "wet norman"?Originally posted by kandr View PostNope, I just changed my username, I stopped posting under my old name and created a new account, a sockie is soemone who has 2 or more accounts pretending to be other people, like say a wet norman type.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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No. Try as hard as I might, I can't think who the "one other guy" might be.Originally posted by kandr View PostWhats the deal here who is real, has anyone actually met up for real, or is everyone a sockie except me and one other guy?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostLess of the 'Mr'.
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Sounds like a felching / watersports combo.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWTF is a "wet norman"?Comment
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NickFitz. Ever since before I was RC, I have known NF is the only human on here (and he's a lesser ape!) and all of the rest of us are just an artificial intelligence script running on an abandoned and forgotten University server somewhere.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNo. Try as hard as I might, I can't think who the "one other guy" might be.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I had to, but my style is the same.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhy did you create a new account then? Do you post in the same style as previously? If you don't, then aren't you a sockie by definition?Comment
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With zeity hobbling around Igor-style cackling over the server.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostNickFitz. Ever since before I was RC, I have known NF is the only human on here (and he's a lesser ape!) and all of the rest of us are just an artificial intelligence script running on an abandoned and forgotten University server somewhere.Comment
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It's not in Urban Dictionary, disappointingly. Found a few other Normans though, my favourite probably being Norman Helmet. I hope Mich is reading this, don't want him feeling left out.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSounds like a felching / watersports combo.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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