Everyone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!
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Oh dear. Orangutans only originate in Indonesia/Borneo. How the **** did the giraffe get involved???Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostEveryone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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It's got big neck and big nose like yourself, so it saw/smelt it from the distance - that's how sniper noticed something is up as wellOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Post
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Have you never seen Madagascar MF? Penguins with cruise liners.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
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I take it you feel like one of those penguins?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHave you never seen Madagascar MF? Penguins with cruise liners.
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Aha, a trick question, the true answer is "none of the above", it one of these; a coconut crab.
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WTF, your "crab" looks like those things in Half Life! Now where is me legally licensed 9mm firearm?Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
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Coconut, Shmoconut. I can get a banana off any tree thanks to my chimp-fu
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I can get a fork off a binary tree, if that helps.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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