Personality test

[shaunbhoy]

Everyone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!

 

[MarillionFan]

Everyone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!

Oh dear. Orangutans only originate in Indonesia/Borneo. How the **** did the giraffe get involved???

 

[AtW]

How the **** did the giraffe get involved???

It's got big neck and big nose like yourself, so it saw/smelt it from the distance - that's how sniper noticed something is up as well

 

[shaunbhoy]

Oh dear. Orangutans only originate in Indonesia/Borneo. How the **** did the giraffe get involved???

Have you never seen Madagascar MF? Penguins with cruise liners.

 

[AtW]

Have you never seen Madagascar MF? Penguins with cruise liners.

I take it you feel like one of those penguins?

 

[wobbegong]

Aha, a trick question, the true answer is "none of the above", it one of these; a coconut crab.

What do I win?

 

[AtW]

Aha, a trick question, the true answer is "none of the above", it one of these; a coconut crab.

What do I win?

WTF, your "crab" looks like those things in Half Life! Now where is me legally licensed 9mm firearm?

 

[NickFitz]

Coconut, Shmoconut. I can get a banana off any tree thanks to my chimp-fu

 

[RichardCranium]

I can get a fork off a binary tree, if that helps.

 

[Sysman]

'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.