Personality test

[RichardCranium]

'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.

Well, duh! Where would the sharks be falling from?

 

[mudskipper]

Well, duh! Where would the sharks be falling from?

 

[HairyArsedBloke]

'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.

It's an urban legend, but I can believe it. Bloody things are dangerous. If they are allowed to fall on their own they make a hell of a bang when they hit the ground. They make a lovely dent in cars if you are stupid to park under one as ex-mrs HAB did once.

 

[RichardCranium]

It's an urban legend, but I can believe it. Bloody things are dangerous. If they are allowed to fall on their own they make a hell of a bang when they hit the ground. They make a lovely dent in cars if you are stupid to park under one as ex-mrs HAB did once.

Why - how! - would you park under a shark?