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    #31
    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.
    Well, duh! Where would the sharks be falling from?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #32
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Well, duh! Where would the sharks be falling from?

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        #33
        Originally posted by Sysman View Post
        'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.
        It's an urban legend, but I can believe it. Bloody things are dangerous. If they are allowed to fall on their own they make a hell of a bang when they hit the ground. They make a lovely dent in cars if you are stupid to park under one as ex-mrs HAB did once.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #34
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          It's an urban legend, but I can believe it. Bloody things are dangerous. If they are allowed to fall on their own they make a hell of a bang when they hit the ground. They make a lovely dent in cars if you are stupid to park under one as ex-mrs HAB did once.
          Why - how! - would you park under a shark?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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