Reply to: Personality test

[RichardCranium]

It's an urban legend, but I can believe it. Bloody things are dangerous. If they are allowed to fall on their own they make a hell of a bang when they hit the ground. They make a lovely dent in cars if you are stupid to park under one as ex-mrs HAB did once.

Why - how! - would you park under a shark?

[HairyArsedBloke]

'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.

It's an urban legend, but I can believe it. Bloody things are dangerous. If they are allowed to fall on their own they make a hell of a bang when they hit the ground. They make a lovely dent in cars if you are stupid to park under one as ex-mrs HAB did once.

[mudskipper]

Well, duh! Where would the sharks be falling from?

[RichardCranium]

'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.

Well, duh! Where would the sharks be falling from?

[Sysman]

'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.

[RichardCranium]

I can get a fork off a binary tree, if that helps.

[NickFitz]

Coconut, Shmoconut. I can get a banana off any tree thanks to my chimp-fu

[AtW]

Aha, a trick question, the true answer is "none of the above", it one of these; a coconut crab.

What do I win?

WTF, your "crab" looks like those things in Half Life! Now where is me legally licensed 9mm firearm?

[wobbegong]

Aha, a trick question, the true answer is "none of the above", it one of these; a coconut crab.

What do I win?

[AtW]

Have you never seen Madagascar MF? Penguins with cruise liners.

I take it you feel like one of those penguins?

[shaunbhoy]

Oh dear. Orangutans only originate in Indonesia/Borneo. How the **** did the giraffe get involved???

Have you never seen Madagascar MF? Penguins with cruise liners.

[AtW]

How the **** did the giraffe get involved???

It's got big neck and big nose like yourself, so it saw/smelt it from the distance - that's how sniper noticed something is up as well

[MarillionFan]

Everyone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!

Oh dear. Orangutans only originate in Indonesia/Borneo. How the **** did the giraffe get involved???

[shaunbhoy]

Everyone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!

[AtW]

This folks is being quoted as a classic AtW reply.

Not only do you fail get the correct answer because you miss digest the point of the question, you don't even post a valid answer.

You are right.

It classic AtW reply.

Which on other words is a "real life common sense solution to an imaginary problem".

HTH

P.S. I knew it was a trick question and was tempted to answer it as "machine gunner" however it occurred to me that in this unique situation all animals (even squirrel) would do their best to get the banana, so they'd line up and a good sniper would have the best chance of getting it - of course the first shot would have to be at the stupid machine gunner who thinks he'd get the banana