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Originally posted by Sysman View Post'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWell, duh! Where would the sharks be falling from?
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Originally posted by Sysman View Post'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.
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'tis a little known fact, but more people die each year from coconuts dropping on their head than are killed by sharks.
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Coconut, Shmoconut. I can get a banana off any tree thanks to my chimp-fu
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostEveryone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!
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Everyone knows that Chimps quite often hide bananas up coconut trees just to keep them safe from Orang Utans. Yet not one of you losers were aware of it. Tsk tsk!!
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThis folks is being quoted as a classic AtW reply.
Not only do you fail get the correct answer because you miss digest the point of the question, you don't even post a valid answer.
It classic AtW reply.
Which on other words is a "real life common sense solution to an imaginary problem".
HTH
P.S. I knew it was a trick question and was tempted to answer it as "machine gunner" however it occurred to me that in this unique situation all animals (even squirrel) would do their best to get the banana, so they'd line up and a good sniper would have the best chance of getting it - of course the first shot would have to be at the stupid machine gunner who thinks he'd get the banana
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