Pointless inventions

[gingerjedi]

Think it's more the way some recordings are made. Some of the music I listen to via headphones while on boring exercise machine in garage (the wife won't let me put speakers on full blast) has bits that go entirely into one ear.

The normal situation it's meant to reproduce is more of a limitation of real life, a defect in my view. Nature gave us directionality so we could stalk wildebeest in the forest but how does it improve music?

I take it you wouldn't be impressed by this then: Zaireeka - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Not sure how you'd listen to it on cans mind?

[Platypus]

Your cat/dog doesn't really love you. What a load of old bollocks.

Superb!

[MaryPoppins]

No. Women put high heels on because they think it makes them more attractive, but really it doesn't make the slightest bit of difference. So it makes them 5'5'' instead of 5'3''? Who's counting?
The only thing they are useful for is as an indication of whether a lady is aht on't pull.

Nah. They make your legs look better, and help with calf muscle definition (not in a good way, but, still).

I wouldn't be seen dead flerping about the office in a pair of flats, frankly.

[Boudica]

Nah. They make your legs look better, and help with calf muscle definition (not in a good way, but, still).

I wouldn't be seen dead flerping about the office in a pair of flats, frankly.

i'm so glad i'm not 5'10

[MaryPoppins]

i'm so glad i'm not 5'10

Me too. I'm practically an EU midget.

[shaunbhoy]

Nah. They make your legs look better, and help with calf muscle definition (not in a good way, but, still).

I wouldn't be seen dead flerping about the office in a pair of flats, frankly.

They do their little bit to stop so much of the female anatomy heading south with age. And for that they deserve a mention.

[MaryPoppins]

They do their little bit to stop so much of the female anatomy heading south with age. And for that they deserve a mention.

If only there was something to provide assistance to you lot. Lobotomy?

[shaunbhoy]

If only there was something to provide assistance to you lot. Lobotomy?

Marriage usually does for us!!

HTH

[d000hg]

Has to be the motion sensing hand soap dispenser:

So they get you to buy these things as they mean you don't have to touch the "dirty germ ridden" soap dispenser pump. Surely you only touch the pump to dispense soap to disinfect your hands, killing any germs you may have inadvertenly picked up by touching the pump in the first place!

Most soap doesn't kill germs.

[shaunbhoy]

Most soap doesn't kill germs.

Have you opened the Christmas Crackers early d000hg??