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    #31
    chatting to a bird in a pub, she says 'you look like you have a firm hand'
    'I do, and I know how to use it. Dont start something you wont be able to finish'

    to which she replied sweetly

    'I have my own riding crop'


    12 years later, I look like a fiddler crab. a little skinny left arm, and a great big muscly right arm


    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #32
      At an LRP event

      7 years ago this weekend.
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #33
        In a car crash in Geneva, no one hurt but both cars looked the worse for it.

        11 years next month.
        "All around me I see chaos and confusion, my work here is done...."

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          #34
          SY02 clubbed me over the head and dragged me back to her cave. I have been her biatch now for 13 years (8 of which officially chained).
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #35
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            SY02 clubbed me over the head and dragged me back to her cave. I have been her biatch now for 13 years (8 of which officially chained).
            But at least she bought you a new mattress after 10 years as the other one was so wet.

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #36
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              a little skinny left arm, and a great big muscly right arm
              Could describe any of the CUK 'elite' the same way.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #37
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Could describe any of the CUK 'elite' the same way.
                Still feeling left out then??

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #38
                  Every cloud has a silver lining.

                  I broke both my arms in a motorcycle accident in Dec 2005 and was recovering staying at my parents in Devon for a couple of months in the Dec - Feb 2006. She was a friend of my parents, and was going through a divorce.

                  She came around to collect something from my mother and felt sorry for me. :-) Used to go to the pub up the road, exciting trips to Ikea etc... anything really just to get out cos I was so bored. She was nice too, but took a while to get there.

                  Got married this June just gone.

                  It is funny though if I hadn't broken my arms I probably wouldn't have met her.
                  Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
                    It is funny though if I hadn't broken my arms I probably wouldn't have met her.
                    So..........no arm done then?

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #40
                      I don't have a partner. I have a wife.

                      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                      ...
                      Married a few years later, and just done 20 years ...
                      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
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                      But it worked we celebrated 20 years this year
                      Mrs NAT and I have just completed 20 years also. We met at University in one of the societies. I fancied her from the first meeting. She thought it was cool to have a male friend... after a few months of inviting myself to dinner, she finally got the hint, and much to my surprise consented to be my girlfriend, rather than take out an injunction.

                      I still fancy her - she's got better looking over the years, and even more fun to be with.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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