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    #21
    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Good luck!
    Thanks!
    Me, me, me...

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      #22
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Proprietary (allthough I am doing all codes)
      :
      You are Bob Shawadiwadi & I claim my £5
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #23
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        Thanks!
        Have fun (and hope the laydee does too)
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
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        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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          #24
          Originally posted by Troll View Post
          You are Bob Shawadiwadi & I claim my £5
          Busted again.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #25
            I was very very drunk, just over the age of 16 & attending a local river party (in the middle of nowhere, lots to drink, loud music & a big fire) I was sitting by the fire (too drunk to stand) when a pair of legs went past I grabbed them & the chat up line was "sit down, give me a smoke, shut up & talk to me"

            But it worked we celebrated 20 years this year
            Growing old is mandatory
            Growing up is optional

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              #26
              Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
              shut up & talk to me
              Paradoxical. Like it.

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                #27
                Celtic had won the league, free bar & I had a Celtic scarf wrapped round my head in the shape of a turban.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  Course not!!

                  Ran her over, took her back home and kept her in the secret cellar
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    I'll tell you lot where and when, but what and why is far too


                    It was at a bar overlooking the Caribbean Sea just after she had gone down.

                    The rest of the story is something to tell if I ever get to one of the drink nights.
                    FTFY
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                      FTFY
                      She may well have done, but not on me.
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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