Dating Sites

[Gibbon]

I used one of these sites a few years ago and all it taught me was how fickle women could be.

My first attempt at my ‘profile’ was deliberately low key as in most respects I’m quite modest and don’t like showing off. I just put IT, average income, visiting art galleries and Roman ruins etc. Some response but not lots.

Then I upped it whilst keeping it true. Ex-RAF, work in Aerospace, very high income, frequent trips to Italy. This resulted100 fold increase in traffic and I duly filled my boots with some very shallow ladies who mostly couldn’t understand why I didn’t call afterwards.

N.B I did try to send a cock photo but the Internet wasn’t big enough!

[MaryPoppins]

I’m quite modest and don’t like showing off

[Gibbon]

That would be the appropiate response

[fullyautomatix]

Never used the dating sites. Must be filled with weirdos and psychos. Best avoid.

[ChimpMaster]

A close cousin of mine recently met his fiancé on a dating/marital website. He's a millionaire and she's a doctor. Otherwise they're quite normal people.

The system can work.

[d000hg]

It’s quite modest and don’t like showing it off.

Not surprised.

You must be referring to some classy types. For me, it's a deal breaker.

Do women like how they look though? e.g a lady sticking her boobies in your face is something men generally like, but I'm told standing with you lad at a lady's face-height when she's sitting down isn't as alluring as men would like to think... serious answer?

[MaryPoppins]

Not surprised.

Do women like how they look though? e.g a lady sticking her boobies in your face is something men generally like, but I'm told standing with you lad at a lady's face-height when she's sitting down isn't as alluring as men would like to think... serious answer?

Er. PM on it's way.

[Gibbon]

Not surprised.

Oh dooohg doohg you make me weep
You’re cutting humour I wish you’d keep
Oscar were he living amongst us today
Would I’m sure be able to express and say
If wit were tulip
You’d be constipated
You pathetic twit!

[SupremeSpod]

Oh dooohg doohg you make me weep
You’re cutting humour I wish you’d keep
Oscar were he living amongst us today
Would I’m sure be able to express and say
If wit were tulip
You’d be constipated
You pathetic twit!

Oh dear.

[d000hg]

Oh dear.

WHS. Your attempt to use wit to belittle my own is a wonderful irony, especially considering how hard you tried.

You're just touchy about your manhood aren't you? It's nothing to be ashamed of, we're all made different.