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    #41
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    Now you hear mention of cock photos, suddenly you're interested?
    MP - he has a point
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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      #42
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      This dating thing is a minefield, so many potential faux pas.

      Now you hear mention of cock photos, suddenly you're interested?
      That was the joke, aye.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #43
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        MP - he has a point
        Look, I'm trying to make it look like I was kidding, back me up!

        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #44
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          That was the joke, aye.
          I've read (amid much research I might add...) that although blokes love pulling out their wood and showing it to ladies of the 'net, that these ladies actually don't like the sight of them. Very odd.

          Is it true? Is it not a deciding factor in your search for a soulmate?

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            #45
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Look, I'm trying to make it look like I was kidding, back me up!

            Sorry...
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #46
              Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
              I've read (amid much research I might add...) that although blokes love pulling out their wood and showing it to ladies of the 'net, that these ladies actually don't like the sight of them. Very odd.

              Is it true? Is it not a deciding factor in your search for a soulmate?

              You must be referring to some classy types. For me, it's a deal breaker.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #47
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                You must be referring to some classy types. For me, it's a deal breaker.
                See now, when a man dates a woman, 99% of his brain is wired to think only about sexual aspects of the relationship - initially anyway. He's sitting there thinking about how you might look in the buff or with your leg straddled in any given position, while you're sitting there thinking about how to carve up the bill or the shoes you've just bought that day. It's just natural nstinct.

                It would save a lot of wasted dating time if women would just post naked pics of themselves on the dating sites.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  d000hg - Musicians in the wider sense? I dunno. I'm too self conscious to sit back and let someone sing at me - I'd need to crack jokes a lot. Probably not a musician's ideal partner.
                  Worked for the Krankies.......
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Look, I'm trying to make it look like I was kidding, back me up!



                    A lovely cock shot just for MP
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post


                      A lovely cock shot just for MP
                      I've stuck that one in the bank, ta
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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