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    #81
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Been over a week now, course I'm ready. I'm not a lovestruck teenager or moping around thinking up Donovan like lyrics or hiding the razor blades.
    Hope you didn't meet in a fancy restaurant. IGMC etc.

    Seriously, CM is right. Go out and have a laugh with no expectations.
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #82
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Hope you didn't meet in a fancy restaurant. IGMC etc.
      Actually did

      Having fun chatting to some interesting women. Filtering out the weirdos is easy enough after a phone call.
      Me, me, me...

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        #83
        Make sure you you get a free email account for this purpose only cos it will fill up with spam for viagra etc.

        PS Well, admittedly it wasn't exactly dating sites I signed up for but I expect the same principle applies.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #84
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Make sure you you get a free email account for this purpose only cos it will fill up with spam for viagra etc.

          PS Well, admittedly it wasn't exactly dating sites I signed up for but I expect the same principle applies.
          Using a throwaway freebie mail account and a temp Skype phone number.
          Me, me, me...

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            #85
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            I think you're being optimistic when you say "full" unless you missed "of vomit" from the sentence.
            Not every girl takes to deep throat straight away, some need to get used to having their stomach tickled.

            You really are a one trick pony who's only talent is to try and edit someone elses words (usually badly).
            But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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              #86
              Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
              Not every girl takes to deep throat straight away, some need to get used to having their stomach tickled.
              Wow! You must be a real catch
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #87
                Look lets cut to the chase. Sounds like CH wants to get laid!

                Which one of you CUKetters are going to take one for the team?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Look lets cut to the chase. Sounds like CH wants to get laid!

                  Which one of you CUKetters are going to take one for the team?
                  There are no wimmin on this site. No way!
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    There are no wimmin on this site. No way!
                    Sorry Sas. I forgot
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                      You really are a one trick pony who's only talent is to try and edit someone elses words (usually badly).
                      If you say so. You sure showed me.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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