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Wow! You must be a real catch 
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I know!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Get them to swallow a live goldfish.Originally posted by Gibbon View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Must have food first! I can make quite an arse* of myself of an evening with only booze inside me (as many here can testify...)Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
*singing, making friends with strangers and carrying me shoes in me hand - not terribly lady-like."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Well you certainly sound like a fun girl. Carrying your shoes in your hand is no big deal. It's when you routinely carry your knickers in your hand that it gets a bit iffy.Originally posted by cojak View PostMust have food first! I can make quite an arse* of myself of an evening with only booze inside me (as many here can testify...)
*singing, making friends with strangers and carrying me shoes in me hand...
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Nope, industrial strength armour plated spandex - keeps everything in place, pervs would have to book an appointment to get past 'em.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostWell you certainly sound like a fun girl. Carrying your shoes in your hand is no big deal. It's when you routinely carry your knickers in your hand that it gets a bit iffy."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Always knew you were a sensible girl.Originally posted by cojak View Post
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I keep the Aubade for special occasions
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Ooh. Good gift tip. Thanks for that.Originally posted by cojak View PostI keep the Aubade for special occasionsWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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And jolly good fun it was too. Pics are available to CUKers for an immodest sumOriginally posted by cojak View PostMust have food first! I can make quite an arse* of myself of an evening with only booze inside me (as many here can testify...)
*singing, making friends with strangers and carrying me shoes in me hand - not terribly lady-like.
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Are you sure she's not going to come back?Originally posted by Cliphead View PostBeen over a week now, course I'm ready. I'm not a lovestruck teenager or moping around thinking up Donovan like lyrics or hiding the razor blades.
Could be pretty embarassing if you're just about to climb on and she walks in saying "Honey, I'm so sorr..."
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