Fat middle aged man in a sports car

[suityou01]

I was about to join the M3 at Farnborough heading towards London when this almighty roar woke me up. It was a silver Subaru Imprezza (with daft spoiler) giving it plenty down the slip road towards the roundabout.

I was expecting the sterotypical oik with spiked hair and facial piercings with his "boomblaster" throbbing with some basey number, but no.

It was a balding silver haired, pot bellied, middle aged bloke wearing a stripy business shirt with cuff links. It really was a grotesque sight. It just looked so wrong. Talk about growing old gracefully.

Then it dawned on me. It might have been SASGuru off on his hols.

[Cliphead]

I was about to join the M3 at Farnborough heading towards London then this almighty roar woke me up. It was a silver Subaru Imprezza (with daft spolier) giving it plenty down the slip road towards the roundabout.

I was expecting the sterotypical oik with spiked hair and facial piercings with his "boomblaster" throbbing with some basey number, but no.

It was a balding silver haired, pot bellied, middle aged bloke wearing a stripy business shirt with cuff links. It really was a grotesque sight. It just looked so wrong. Talk about growing old gracefully.

Then it dawned on me. It might have been SASGuru off on his hols.

[MarillionFan]

He said 'middle aged'. Not 'pensioner'

[suityou01]

Snigger

[Cliphead]

He said 'middle aged'. Not 'pensioner'

Jealousy

[d000hg]

Fat old people are supposed to buy convertibles.

[Cliphead]

Fat old people are supposed to buy convertibles.

Fat old contractors buy aircraft

[Spacecadet]

It was probably his sons car which he'd borrowed as the Jaguar garage had double booked the courtesy car

[northernladuk]

You wanna see his wife then...

[shaunbhoy]

You wanna see his wife then...

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