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Dear Cretin A*se Face W***** that put the tags on this thread,
This thread is not about me is it?
Moron
Yours sincerely
SY01
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhy would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?
You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOi!
There are lots of practical things you can do to help yourself, you know. Physical fitness, a good diet, sufficient stimulation in your local environment can all help. Even a wife can be handy, but you´ll need to be quite choosy to avoid disappointment.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhy would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?
You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?
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Originally posted by Boudica View Postfat middle aged man in a sports car
has a small .....
You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostSounds like an agent IMO...
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI was about to join the M3 at Farnborough heading towards London when this almighty roar woke me up. It was a silver Subaru Imprezza (with daft spoiler) giving it plenty down the slip road towards the roundabout.
I was expecting the sterotypical oik with spiked hair and facial piercings with his "boomblaster" throbbing with some basey number, but no.
It was a balding silver haired, pot bellied, middle aged bloke wearing a stripy business shirt with cuff links. It really was a grotesque sight. It just looked so wrong. Talk about growing old gracefully.
Sounds like an agent IMO...
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou wanna see his wife then...
Where did you get that picture of ex-mrs HAB from?????
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