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Previously on "Fat middle aged man in a sports car"

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  • suityou01
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    Stop it!!!!!!!

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  • suityou01
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    Dear Cretin A*se Face W***** that put the tags on this thread,

    This thread is not about me is it?

    Moron

    Yours sincerely

    SY01

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    . Even a wife can be handy, but you´ll need to be quite choosy to avoid destitution.
    FTFY

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Why would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?

    You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Oi!
    This seems to be a sensitive issue, DP.

    There are lots of practical things you can do to help yourself, you know. Physical fitness, a good diet, sufficient stimulation in your local environment can all help. Even a wife can be handy, but you´ll need to be quite choosy to avoid disappointment.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Why would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?

    You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?
    Oi!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Why would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?

    You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?
    Yes. They holiday in Pattaya.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    fat middle aged man in a sports car






    has a small .....
    Why would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?

    You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Sounds like an agent IMO...
    WHS; agent with a mid life crisis.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    fat middle aged man in a sports car






    has a small .....
    Oi!

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  • Boudica
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    fat middle aged man in a sports car






    has a small .....

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I was about to join the M3 at Farnborough heading towards London when this almighty roar woke me up. It was a silver Subaru Imprezza (with daft spoiler) giving it plenty down the slip road towards the roundabout.

    I was expecting the sterotypical oik with spiked hair and facial piercings with his "boomblaster" throbbing with some basey number, but no.

    It was a balding silver haired, pot bellied, middle aged bloke wearing a stripy business shirt with cuff links. It really was a grotesque sight. It just looked so wrong. Talk about growing old gracefully.


    Sounds like an agent IMO...

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  • Shimano105
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    No wonder you turned!

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You wanna see his wife then...

    FRACK!

    Where did you get that picture of ex-mrs HAB from?????

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You wanna see his wife then...

    Where is SA these days?....................Like!!

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  • northernladuk
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    You wanna see his wife then...

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