Best Man Speech

[northernladuk]

I also added a few comedy best wishes comments at the end just before the toast for minor unrelated giggles...

Can't remember the wording I used but can just be one liners..

Dave and ann say best wishes and enjoy the three rings of marriage, the wedding ring, the enduring and the suffering...

Best wishes from all at Madama Geegee's dungeon in (whereever stag do was) and can you advise when you will be back to pick up your blow up sheep.

Well done from the football lads, (wifes name), after 2 years of seeing his terrible performance on the pitch we hope you fare better

blahh blahh

Cheesy crap but if you have delivered a good speech they should be giddy enough to appreciate them as a 5 min wind down at the end.

[OwlHoot]

Maybe I'm a bit out of touch; but I thought a Best Man speech was supposed to be slightly saucy here and there, rather than one long Roy Chubby Brown sketch.

What must the grandparents think?

[Ruprect]

Ladies and gentlemen, if there's anybody here this afternoon who's feeling nervous, apprehensive and queasy at the thought of what lies ahead, it's probably because you have just got married to <groom>

Not bad

[Alf W]

Forget the speech. what have they lined up for you Head Bridesmaid wise? Have they gone for the traditional 'Chubby friend in a ghastly pink dress' to make the bride look good or have they lined up something special?