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    #11
    Lighting a barbeque is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... er... that's as far as I got.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #12
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Lighting a barbeque is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... er... that's as far as I got.
      ... you've got to fire her up, and then unwrap your sausage ?

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        #13
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        As you are introduced and stand up with your sheet and the microphone...'Ahh this is the second time today I have stood up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand'
        I don't get it...
        It's about time I changed this sig...

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          #14
          Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
          I don't get it...
          he'd taken a sh!t beforehand?
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            he'd taken a sh!t beforehand?
            he was cracking one off thinking about the bride ?

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              #16
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              he'd taken a sh!t beforehand?
              Ahh.. OK, nice and crude as a starter for 10.
              It's about time I changed this sig...

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                #17
                Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
                I don't get it...
                Originally posted by chef View Post
                he'd taken a sh!t beforehand?
                Originally posted by moorfield View Post
                he was cracking one off thinking about the bride ?
                Had to stand up a few times to invite the brides father to speak, then the groom and then the best man.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by moorfield View Post
                  ... you've got to fire her up, and then unwrap your sausage ?
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Ah, we've found MP's level.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      Ah, we've found MP's level.
                      I thought everyone had sussed my level a long time ago.

                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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