Split from Welcome FAQ thread - Is there a God? Discuss

[sasguru]

And your point?

Not the sharpest tool is he?

[Cliphead]

Not the sharpest tool is he?

He has plenty of company.

[Mich the Tester]

Could someone who believes there is a God please ask him to provide me and my team with a test environment?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Could someone who believes there is a God please ask him to provide me and my team with a test environment?

Good try - but you may not be worthy enough Old Bean.

Still - the Lord (c) helps those who help themselves - so get cracking !


People --

What have you done --
locked Him in His golden cage.

Made Him bend to your religion --
Him resurrected from the grave.

He is the God of Nothing --
if that's all that you can see.

You are the God of everything --
He's inside you and me.

So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces

And the sins you used to waive.

The bloody Church of England --
in chains of history --

Requests your earthly presence at
the vicarage for tea. .

[Mich the Tester]

Good try - but you may not be worthy enough Old Bean.

Still - the Lord (c) helps those who help themselves - so get cracking !


People --

What have you done --
locked Him in His golden cage.

Made Him bend to your religion --
Him resurrected from the grave.

He is the God of Nothing --
if that's all that you can see.

You are the God of everything --
He's inside you and me.

So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces

And the sins you used to waive.

The bloody Church of England --
in chains of history --

Requests your earthly presence at
the vicarage for tea. .

His providence has delivered; we have a test environment but unfortunately our user accounts don't work now, so we remain in the darkness, walking through the valley of death. Oh well, another day's invoicing.

[Spacecadet]

His providence has delivered; we have a test environment but unfortunately our user accounts don't work now, so we remain in the darkness, walking through the valley of death. Oh well, another day's invoicing.

Threaten one of the system administrators with ritual sacrifice.
God will see your willingness to appease him and deliver the accounts you desire

[minestrone]

Could someone who believes there is a God please ask him to provide me and my team with a test environment?

Working with some test teams requires a belief in God.

[AlfredJPruffock]

His providence has delivered; we have a test environment but unfortunately our user accounts don't work now, so we remain in the darkness, walking through the valley of death. Oh well, another day's invoicing.


For God (c) is Great and his generosity knows no bounds - rejoice in your Days Invoicing - for life is short and nothing is given to Man.

[xoggoth]

If we had the saner religions of the Greeks and Romans there would useful gods with specific responsibilities for accounts and IT testing. We could pray to Drillscrew, the god of DIY, on the best way hide unsightly Sky cables and stuff like that.

[minestrone]

Anyway, can I just say that the quote I made on the OP was modified before being reposted by the crazy fruit loop God guy.

And is there really point arguing over personal choice? That is what it is at the end of the day.

And while the religious types may have had a very long history of preaching to the masses the anti-religion (and I do not mean atheists in that) have certainly had the whip hand of late.

That Dawkins chap just sounds like a right whinging arsehole who needs a good kick in the stones.