PP :(

[mudskipper]

You're letting the side down.

Isn't CUK all about beer, women, willy sizes and how much we earn?

Indeed. Feel free to share the fact that you have gut-rot after a dodgy kebab, and graphic details of the resultant toilet trip, but DON'T MENTION THE 'P' WORD!

(Oh, and MF, 5 days is the norm, and we will all die.)

[NotAllThere]

Can't he wait till they're finished before he goes in?

Well, of course he does. It's just they don't clean up too well.

[Boudica]

You're letting the side down.

Isn't CUK all about beer, women, willy sizes and how much we earn?

Sorry N.

will immediately start a thread about willy sizes and match the willy to the man Banzai style

[Boudica]

Here's your chance ;-)

thanks W but your levels of discretion are not quite what i'm looking for...
(unless you are a 6ft rugby player mmmmmmm)

[chef]

Ok, I still don't get it, well I get the fact that PP somehow relates to Ragweek/getting the decorators in etc. but either I'm too sleepy to notice or it's not on the list but I can't see any reference to it here..

what does PP stand for?

[Mich the Tester]

Ok, I still don't get it, well I get the fact that PP somehow relates to Ragweek/getting the decorators in etc. but either I'm too sleepy to notice or it's not on the list but I can't see any reference to it here..

what does PP stand for?

I think the Italians refer to it as 'her socialist brother's come to visit again'.



Period Pain?

[chef]

Period Pain?

ahh yes, the obvious, cheers Mich..

[d000hg]

Well, of course he does. It's just they don't clean up to well.

Um, they might have a problem... it's not supposed to be some kind of explosive vaginal diarrhoea.

[norrahe]

This is great, now we've got the male population of CUK discussing menstrual cycles.

Next topics, hair braiding and crochet, followed by baking.

[NotAllThere]

Um, they might have a problem... it's not supposed to be some kind of explosive vaginal diarrhoea.

I don't think it's quite that bad.

I was talking to a chap who used to clean public lavatories. He said that cleaning the ladies was far worse than the gents. A few drops of blood here, a few smears there. Soiled sanitary products that didn't make it into the bin.

I baked some onion and bacon muffins the other day. Quite tasty.