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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What is PP, please?
    WMPS
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #12
      This?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        I sincerely hope Boudica wasn't letting us all in on her monthly cycle
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          I sincerely hope Boudica wasn't letting us all in on her monthly cycle
          I sincerely hope not
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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            #15


            I cycle everyday, well, most days ..

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              #16
              Originally posted by Boudica View Post


              I cycle everyday, well, most days ..
              You're letting the side down.

              Isn't CUK all about beer, women, willy sizes and how much we earn?
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                #17
                Well, this is definitely about women. Albeit a subject that normally makes men stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la, I can't hear you".

                At least that's what I do with three menstruating women in the house. It's my son I feel sorry for. He shares a bathroom with two of them.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #18
                  Frankly you can't trust any animal bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
                    chance would be a fine thing...
                    Here's your chance ;-)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      Well, this is definitely about women. Albeit a subject that normally makes men stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la, I can't hear you".

                      At least that's what I do with three menstruating women in the house. It's my son I feel sorry for. He shares a bathroom with two of them.
                      Can't he wait till they're finished before he goes in?

                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Frankly you can't trust any animal bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
                      What about haemophiliacs? Although, it's a dumb derogatory joke really. Why can't you trust them? Why would you trust an animal to begin with? Women and men are the same species so the statement is meaningless anyway.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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