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While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I sincerely hope Boudica wasn't letting us all in on her monthly cycle
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I sincerely hope notOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI sincerely hope Boudica wasn't letting us all in on her monthly cycle
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You're letting the side down.Originally posted by Boudica View Post
I cycle everyday, well, most days ..
Isn't CUK all about beer, women, willy sizes and how much we earn?Comment
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Well, this is definitely about women. Albeit a subject that normally makes men stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la, I can't hear you".
At least that's what I do with three menstruating women in the house. It's my son I feel sorry for. He shares a bathroom with two of them.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Frankly you can't trust any animal bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Can't he wait till they're finished before he goes in?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWell, this is definitely about women. Albeit a subject that normally makes men stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la, I can't hear you".
At least that's what I do with three menstruating women in the house. It's my son I feel sorry for. He shares a bathroom with two of them.
What about haemophiliacs? Although, it's a dumb derogatory joke really. Why can't you trust them? Why would you trust an animal to begin with? Women and men are the same species so the statement is meaningless anyway.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFrankly you can't trust any animal bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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