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    Originally posted by sasguru
    What about oil painting, literature, philosophy and music? Any abilities in that direction?
    I have no talents in these areas (apart from possibly philosophy) but I am planning to become a film director after imminent SKA success.

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      Originally posted by AtW
      I have no talents in these areas
      including programming too
      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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        Originally posted by Francko
        including programming too
        This is probably true - it never bothered me however.

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          Originally posted by AtW
          I am planning to become a film director after imminent SKA success.
          What would be your ideal first film project? Is there a story you're yearning to tell?

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            Originally posted by Lucifer Box
            What would be your ideal first film project? Is there a story you're yearning to tell?
            Yes I can imagine it. Its an art house film depicting a lonely moustachiod Russian in a bedsit in Birmingham, who yearns to lose his virginity, while dreaming of riches beyond his wildest dreams.
            Should pack them in in Islington.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              Originally posted by sasguru
              Yes I can imagine it. Its an art house film depicting a lonely moustachiod Russian in a bedsit in Birmingham, who yearns to lose his virginity, while dreaming of riches beyond his wildest dreams.
              Should pack them in in Islington.
              The sort of art house film el duder should invite his admin chick to see, assuming he can pluck up courage to speak to her that is. He can even buy a bargain bucket of Sprite in the auditorium to reassure himself.

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                Originally posted by sasguru
                Yes I can imagine it. Its an art house film depicting a lonely moustachiod Russian in a bedsit in Birmingham, who yearns to lose his virginity, while dreaming of riches beyond his wildest dreams.
                Should pack them in in Islington.
                He's not lonely. He shares the bedsit with 15 other Russians and one Pole. They amuse themselves by listening to the Pole's tales of Spitfire flying ancestors. And eating Borscht.

                Many less fortunate souls can but dream of living in Birmingham, the Vienna of the West Midlands.

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                  Here are some quotes for you AtW from your masters

                  More computing sins are committed in the name of efficiency (without necessarily achieving it) than for any other single reason - including blind stupidity.
                  -- William A. Wulf

                  We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: premature optimization is the root of all evil.
                  -- Donald E. Knuth

                  We follow two rules in the matter of optimization:
                  Rule 1. Don't do it.
                  Rule 2 (for experts only). Don't do it yet - that is, not until you have a perfectly clear and unoptimized solution.
                  -- M. A. Jackson

                  Nothing is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at all.
                  -- Peter Drucker

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                    Originally posted by Jabberwocky
                    Here are some quotes for you AtW from your masters

                    More computing sins are committed in the name of efficiency (without necessarily achieving it) than for any other single reason - including blind stupidity.
                    -- William A. Wulf

                    We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: premature optimization is the root of all evil.
                    -- Donald E. Knuth

                    We follow two rules in the matter of optimization:
                    Rule 1. Don't do it.
                    Rule 2 (for experts only). Don't do it yet - that is, not until you have a perfectly clear and unoptimized solution.
                    -- M. A. Jackson

                    Nothing is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at all.
                    -- Peter Drucker

                    And thank you Dr Threaded.

                    At least AtW isn't a plagiarist...

                    Now, stop digging, f u c k off and get a life.

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                      Dunno about Russians, most of them may still be in Russia defending Stalingrad, but it isn't half difficult to get rented accomomodation recently that hasn't been taken by Poles, Hungarians and Latvians.

                      It must be much same with many jobs that I can see. No 1 son has several Hungarians working with him at Sainsburies. Filling low paid jobs that Brits don't want to do, some would say. Except that, before last May, the same company was still finding the staff to provide the same service. I can't actually recall a shortage of taxi drivers in the early 60s before it became an almost exclusively Asian occupation either. Oooh, mustn't question the necessity and benefits of immigration, so sorry!! What was I thinking of?

                      PS Why this unholy alliance of Jaberwocky and Fungus? It ain't natural.
                      PPS I am backing ATw to make at least a bit of money from SKA. Not a total dipstick in my opinion.
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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