SKA news

[Jabberwocky]

Dr Threaded ? Moi ? Oh no, it is much more horrible than that ....

[AtW]

Thanks Churchill and xoggoth - much appreciated.

[Jabberwocky]

AtW, I am so sorry for any distress that I may have caused in my preceding posts. I have now come to realise that the SKA is the future of Search Engine Technology. I want you to have my £100,000. In fact, I want to give you much more, much more. Perhaps some the slap and tickle action you ruskies seem to enjoy on those cold winter nights ? Technically you are absolute f**king genius. I salute you, your product and your future years of prosperity.

[bogeyman]

I've spend a couple of weeks optimising it with profiler

A couple of WEEKS?

Oh please - let this just be a nightmare

Alex, old boy, you couldn't optimise your morning dump by correctly positioning your anus centrally above the pan!

I've SEEN your unsafe code 'so-called' optimizations - yes? remember?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[AtW]

I've SEEN your unsafe code 'so-called' optimizations - yes? remember?

Make a faster version of the parser to prove your point or STFU.

[Jabberwocky]

Now there *is* a killer product - the Ultimate HTML parser. I expect you are using the Niedorf-Bendixon parsing tree to hold the keywords and then a Ramden Muller extraction algorithm. That was the state of the art when I last implemented these things, but then that was a few years ago.

[AtW]

Jabber, why won't you just go back to your work - its time for sheep to go home by now.

[bogeyman]

Its a high performance HTML parser

No, it's a pile of ******* tulipE!

I've written little compilers, parsers, interpreters, and lexers for embedded controllers and bigger iron, and you are just full of tulipe my ole Ruski pal.

Optimised how? Do you think knowing the ASCII/ANSI code for some character and coding it as a litteral value in a case statement makes your program more efficient?

YOU DUMB ASS! It is...
*** RESOLVED AT COMPILE TIME *** !

SKA_CREDIBILITY == NULL;

BTW: ever heard of branch-tables or vectors?

Oh sorry, forgtot - you haven't done any 'real' (i.e. ASM programming) yet - but you will do - any day now! :|

Let the compiler do the work Alex, and stop showing us how clever you are!

[AtW]

I've written little compilers, parsers, interpreters, and lexers for embedded controllers and bigger iron, and you are just full of tulipe my ole Ruski pal.

In which case it would be easy for you to write a much faster parser than the one I release publicly. Please STFU until you do so to prove that you are not just talk, start working on it now - when you get it faster I will release internal version that is twice as fast as the free version currently available.

Until you can produce a faster running code (has to be cross-platform as it is used on Linux too) STFU.

[bogeyman]

In which case it would be easy for you to write a much faster parser than the one I release publicly. Please STFU until you do so to prove that you are not just talk, start working on it now - when you get it faster I will release internal version that is twice as fast as the free version currently available.

Until you can produce a faster running code (has to be cross-platform as it is used on Linux too) STFU.

Oh!

STFU, STFU, STFU, STFU, STFU...

God man! What a total jerk you are!

Obviously you totally know what's best then.

I'm not very good at being constructive I suppose, but in my own sorta spastic way, I was trying to find out what SKA was about.

All I got was noise and agression.

Nasty Russian person - ughhh!