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[Churchill]

Dave,

I hope you're not suggesting that I am a ******!

In the sexual context, wanking is fine and dandy - and I induldge in the onanistic practice as often as my wife (and laundry) will allow.

However, Dave, the social connotations of 'wanking' and being a '******' are somewhat insulting (indicating someone who has little worth, or who is inept in the company of his peers).

Please clarify or withdraw you statement, or I will be forced to meet you with a pair of Dualling Dildos at dawn, Sir!

I think the fact that you're actually in posession of a pair of "Dualling Dildos" and wish to meet him at a time of your own convenience has actually resolved the issue. Wanker!

[bogeyman]

I think the fact that you're actually in posession of a pair of "Dualling Dildos" and wish to meet him at a time of your own convenience has actually resolved the issue. Wanker!

Fair cop!

[Churchill]

Fair cop!

If only all of lifes issues could be resolved thus.

Ah well, maybe I should direct my diplomatic skills towards the Israeli/Palestinian situation...

[Fungus]

Mmmmmmm....... two ani......

Ding dong!