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[AtW]

Obviously you totally know what's best then.

Prove that you can write a better (faster in this case) HTMLparser in C# - if you can't do better than me then naturally STFU.

[Dundeegeorge]

Good try JW

AtW, I am so sorry for any distress that I may have caused in my preceding posts. I have now come to realise that the SKA is the future of Search Engine Technology. I want you to have my £100,000. In fact, I want to give you much more, much more. Perhaps some the slap and tickle action you ruskies seem to enjoy on those cold winter nights ? Technically you are absolute f**king genius. I salute you, your product and your future years of prosperity.

But sarcasm should be handled with a light touch, not laid on with a ******* trowel.


3/10 - Must try harder. See me after class. Bring the riding crop!

[Jabberwocky]

This is just so unfair - I am trying to help the guy with my considerable coding experience - and all I get is derision. What you need DG is to see the good in people rather than assume the worst. I want AtW to win, I want everyone to win. In the socalist nirvana that I envision we are all winners, even little AtW. Its a win-win game, .... everyone will get a bowl of winalot.

[Fungus]

Alex, old boy, you couldn't optimise your morning dump by correctly positioning your anus centrally above the pan!

I do enjoy these technical discussions.

[Dundeegeorge]

A touching plea, JW

This is just so unfair - I am trying to help the guy with my considerable coding experience - and all I get is derision. What you need DG is to see the good in people rather than assume the worst. I want AtW to win, I want everyone to win. In the socalist nirvana that I envision we are all winners, even little AtW. Its a win-win game, .... everyone will get a bowl of winalot.

And I'm sorry to tell you that I do indeed always look for the good in people.
And then you read what they've posted......

[Jabberwocky]

Alex, old boy, you couldn't optimise your morning dump by correctly positioning your anus centrally above the pan!

I don't believe that is optimal because of splash-back. It is better to using a oscillatory circling pattern of a radius comparable to the pipe. Speed is important too if you want to avoid friction burns.

[scotspine]

hey ho. and so we plumb the depths and the final appeal to ad absurdum

[NoddY]

Alex, old boy, you couldn't optimise your morning dump by correctly positioning your anus centrally above the pan!

I do enjoy these technical discussions.

Doesn't he have two ani to optimise?

[Francko]

Doesn't he have two ani to optimise?

I am impressed by your latin knowledge.

[NoddY]

I am impressed by your latin knowledge.

Catholic boy me. In special Latin lessons with Father Francis, he always made it clear the situations in which we should use ani.