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[Fungus]

Mmmmmmm....... two ani......

Ding dong!

[Churchill]

Fair cop!

If only all of lifes issues could be resolved thus.

Ah well, maybe I should direct my diplomatic skills towards the Israeli/Palestinian situation...

[bogeyman]

I think the fact that you're actually in posession of a pair of "Dualling Dildos" and wish to meet him at a time of your own convenience has actually resolved the issue. Wanker!

Fair cop!

[Churchill]

Dave,

I hope you're not suggesting that I am a ******!

In the sexual context, wanking is fine and dandy - and I induldge in the onanistic practice as often as my wife (and laundry) will allow.

However, Dave, the social connotations of 'wanking' and being a '******' are somewhat insulting (indicating someone who has little worth, or who is inept in the company of his peers).

Please clarify or withdraw you statement, or I will be forced to meet you with a pair of Dualling Dildos at dawn, Sir!

I think the fact that you're actually in posession of a pair of "Dualling Dildos" and wish to meet him at a time of your own convenience has actually resolved the issue. Wanker!

[bogeyman]

Sounds like you need one of these Bogey

Footie Shirt

Dave,

I hope you're not suggesting that I am a ******!

In the sexual context, wanking is fine and dandy - and I induldge in the onanistic practice as often as my wife (and laundry) will allow.

However, Dave, the social connotations of 'wanking' and being a '******' are somewhat insulting (indicating someone who has little worth, or who is inept in the company of his peers).

Please clarify or withdraw you statement, or I will be forced to meet you with a pair of Dualling Dildos at dawn, Sir!

[DaveB]

Sounds like you need one of these Bogey

Footie Shirt

[bogeyman]

surrounded by female co-workers

Knew it - lucky bastard!

Take my advice Dave, just work up a good hard one (with a few hours of fondling) and then just unleash it!!

Your Cow Orkers will just drop to their knees and gobble away.

Trust me Dave - I've been there

[DaveB]

open plan office, next to a busy route through it, surrounded by female co-workers and 6 weeks into my contract here.....

I know it was fairly tame but the last thing I need is dodgy comments to my line manager

[bogeyman]

fer fecks sake guys, some kind of NSFW tag would be appreciated on threads without a previous history of such material. Never hit alt-tab so fast in my life!

Blimey Dave!

Where do you work? New Labour Ministry of Truth or something?

Hardly hardcore, was it (or am I just a huge pervert and imune to it all)?

Good name for a site that! www.hardlyhardcore.com

[DaveB]

fer fecks sake guys, some kind of NSFW tag would be appreciated on threads without a previous history of such material. Never hit alt-tab so fast in my life!

[bogeyman]

A good third? More like 80% ... at least

I said the 'good third' - not the 'nasty, dirty 80%' !!

[threaded]

A good third? More like 80% ... at least

[bogeyman]

Mmmmmmm....... two ani......

Whoo! Loving that!

Alex, can't you turn SKA into the worlds biggest porn search engine?

Don't dismiss the idea! Porn accounts for a good third of the traffic on the Internet!

[just helping you to position yourself in the market]

[Churchill]

Catholic boy me. In special Latin lessons with Father Francis, he always made it clear the situations in which we should use ani.

I worked with a bloke in Glasgow who could conjugate the latin for the verb "To Chib"...

Bloody impressive... Very useful in the Glasgow Student Union Bars...

[NoddY]

I am impressed by your latin knowledge.

Catholic boy me. In special Latin lessons with Father Francis, he always made it clear the situations in which we should use ani.