how GAY are you

[Fungus]

26%

Last time I went for a haircut, the bloke asked if I wanted my eye brows trimmed. I had to ask him to repeat several times until I worked out what he meant. Boody weird. Next they'll be wanting to trim nostril hair and bum hair. That's what comes of going to an Italian barber.

[MarillionFan]

13%. How the hell do you boys get more than 20%. Poofters!

[Joe Black]

b*gger...66%

[Harrysp]

Joe is that an invitation to treat

[sasguru]

What a sad thread. Typically geeky if you ask me. I won't take the test because I know I don't fancy blokes (for now?). But if I suddenly did I wouldn't worry about it. I would go for it. Life being too short and all.

[DodgyAgent]

26%

Last time I went for a haircut, the bloke asked if I wanted my eye brows trimmed. I had to ask him to repeat several times until I worked out what he meant. Boody weird. Next they'll be wanting to trim nostril hair and bum hair. That's what comes of going to an Italian barber.

There are quite a number of men who will nowadays visit the hairdressers every Friday just before they go out, and not just to have their barnets cropped either. At least contractors are true to themselves

[zeitghost]

There are quite a number of men who will nowadays visit the hairdressers every Friday just before they go out, and not just to have their barnets cropped either. At least contractors are true to themselves

What? They still buy their French Letters from the barber.

How quaint.

[zeitghost]

Good job I'm not fussy!

Come along, doggy, time for a walk. If you know what I mean.

Cap'n Jack! How could you stoop so low?

Or will you put Churchill on the table?

[Captain Jack]

Cap'n Jack! How could you stoop so low?

Or will you put Churchill on the table?

Zeitghost, I am reminded of a saying by one of your 20th Century comedians:

"In my day teachers never stood for any nonsense. Unless there was no room to lie down."

[xoggoth]

Hee hee I am 8 points less gay than DG and only one of has had a Portillo, so he says anyway.