Reply to: how GAY are you

[Dundeegeorge]

Had a Portillo??

Hee hee I am 8 points less gay than DG and only one of has had a Portillo, so he says anyway.

Confused of Colchester asks, WTF is a Portillo, is this some interesting sexual sideline, of which I have been hitherto unaware? Are there small furry animals involved or something like that? Christians, possibly?

[mcquiggd]

26%

Last time I went for a haircut, the bloke asked if I wanted my eye brows trimmed. I had to ask him to repeat several times until I worked out what he meant. Boody weird. Next they'll be wanting to trim nostril hair and bum hair. That's what comes of going to an Italian barber.

I always get my eyebrows trimmed... Mark my hairdresser is openly gay, and ironically enough cuts my girlfrieds hair... she gives him instructions to 'leave it longer on top' or somesuch next time I go in, and yes, I use moisturiser etc.. my gay mates talked me into trying it and thank god for that... I pass for an average of 8 years younger than my real age. 'Coal Face' soap and 'Cosmetic Lad' moisturiser from Lush - you can order it online if youre the shy type. Works a treat.

Nothing wrong with looking after yourself... going to the gym, exercise in general and looking after you skin... hey, the ladies seem to appreciate it

[xoggoth]

Hee hee I am 8 points less gay than DG and only one of has had a Portillo, so he says anyway.

[Captain Jack]

Cap'n Jack! How could you stoop so low?

Or will you put Churchill on the table?

Zeitghost, I am reminded of a saying by one of your 20th Century comedians:

"In my day teachers never stood for any nonsense. Unless there was no room to lie down."

[zeitghost]

Good job I'm not fussy!

Come along, doggy, time for a walk. If you know what I mean.

Cap'n Jack! How could you stoop so low?

Or will you put Churchill on the table?

[zeitghost]

There are quite a number of men who will nowadays visit the hairdressers every Friday just before they go out, and not just to have their barnets cropped either. At least contractors are true to themselves

What? They still buy their French Letters from the barber.

How quaint.

[DodgyAgent]

26%

Last time I went for a haircut, the bloke asked if I wanted my eye brows trimmed. I had to ask him to repeat several times until I worked out what he meant. Boody weird. Next they'll be wanting to trim nostril hair and bum hair. That's what comes of going to an Italian barber.

There are quite a number of men who will nowadays visit the hairdressers every Friday just before they go out, and not just to have their barnets cropped either. At least contractors are true to themselves

[sasguru]

What a sad thread. Typically geeky if you ask me. I won't take the test because I know I don't fancy blokes (for now?). But if I suddenly did I wouldn't worry about it. I would go for it. Life being too short and all.

[Harrysp]

Joe is that an invitation to treat

[Joe Black]

b*gger...66%

[MarillionFan]

13%. How the hell do you boys get more than 20%. Poofters!

[Fungus]

26%

Last time I went for a haircut, the bloke asked if I wanted my eye brows trimmed. I had to ask him to repeat several times until I worked out what he meant. Boody weird. Next they'll be wanting to trim nostril hair and bum hair. That's what comes of going to an Italian barber.

[darmstadt]

Whoops, 40%, but then again gay chaps earn more!!!

[Captain Jack]

Errrm.... That's my face....

Good job I'm not fussy!

Come along, doggy, time for a walk. If you know what I mean.

[zeitghost]

And why aren't there any questions about sheep?