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My Train Journey This Morning

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    Haarlem to the Hague. On time. 5 carriages. Space in first class. Sat opposite fat posh woman who kept fiddling in her Louis Vuitton handbag; bloody ugly those handbags, they look like a big turd with bits of sweetcorn stuck in it.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      A bit of celebrity spotting again this morning. Stood drinking an iced frappuccino in the buffet car was none other than Bob Wellings, the roving reporter from the "Nationwide" programme.

      I was going to ask for an autograph but refrained from doing so as I was on my way to the lavatory to wash sandwich spread off my banana suit trousers as the result of my breakfast being knocked out of my hand by the excessive movements of the overweight lady sat next to me.
      WHY OH WHY OH WHY do we persist in allowing overweight people to get away with taking up the space of 2 passengers while only paying for 1 ticket?

      Edit: Looks like my thread might hit the 10,000 views landmark today!! Who would have thought it would have lasted so long!
      Last edited by gricerboy; 13 October 2010, 12:41.

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        Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
        banana suit trousers
        WTF!?

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          Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
          A bit of celebrity spotting again this morning. Stood drinking an iced frappuccino in the buffet car was none other than Bob Wellings, the roving reporter from the "Nationwide" programme.

          I was going to ask for an autograph but refrained from doing so as I was on my way to the lavatory to wash sandwich spread off my banana suit trousers as the result of my breakfast being knocked out of my hand by the excessive movements of the overweight lady sat next to me.
          WHY OH WHY OH WHY do we persist in allowing overweight people to get away with taking up the space of 2 passengers while only paying for 1 ticket?

          Edit: Looks like my thread might hit the 10,000 views landmark today!! Who would have thought it would have lasted so long!
          Hang on - you bring a bloody big bike on board? Don't you think you should also pay 2 tickets?
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Hang on - you bring a bloody big bike on board? Don't you think you should also pay 2 tickets?
            He isn't real. A bit like AtW, nobody believes he's real either.

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Hang on - you bring a bloody big bike on board? Don't you think you should also pay 2 tickets?
              shoot

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                Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                shoot
                Huh?

                Are you Gricer or Pacharan?
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  You edited your post just as I hit reply with quote.

                  FFS, Is this whole board populated by sockies?
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Huh?

                    Are you Gricer or Pacharan?
                    I'm no trainspotter!

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                      Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                      I'm no trainspotter!
                      No but the vast majority of your posts are in reply to Gricer - you are the same person.

                      Give it up Sas or DP whoever you are.
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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