Haarlem to the Hague. On time. 5 carriages. Space in first class. Sat opposite fat posh woman who kept fiddling in her Louis Vuitton handbag; bloody ugly those handbags, they look like a big turd with bits of sweetcorn stuck in it.
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My Train Journey This Morning
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A bit of celebrity spotting again this morning. Stood drinking an iced frappuccino in the buffet car was none other than Bob Wellings, the roving reporter from the "Nationwide" programme.
I was going to ask for an autograph but refrained from doing so as I was on my way to the lavatory to wash sandwich spread off my banana suit trousers as the result of my breakfast being knocked out of my hand by the excessive movements of the overweight lady sat next to me.
WHY OH WHY OH WHY do we persist in allowing overweight people to get away with taking up the space of 2 passengers while only paying for 1 ticket?
Edit: Looks like my thread might hit the 10,000 views landmark today!! Who would have thought it would have lasted so long!Last edited by gricerboy; 13 October 2010, 12:41.Comment
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Hang on - you bring a bloody big bike on board? Don't you think you should also pay 2 tickets?Originally posted by gricerboy View PostA bit of celebrity spotting again this morning. Stood drinking an iced frappuccino in the buffet car was none other than Bob Wellings, the roving reporter from the "Nationwide" programme.
I was going to ask for an autograph but refrained from doing so as I was on my way to the lavatory to wash sandwich spread off my banana suit trousers as the result of my breakfast being knocked out of my hand by the excessive movements of the overweight lady sat next to me.
WHY OH WHY OH WHY do we persist in allowing overweight people to get away with taking up the space of 2 passengers while only paying for 1 ticket?
Edit: Looks like my thread might hit the 10,000 views landmark today!! Who would have thought it would have lasted so long!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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He isn't real. A bit like AtW, nobody believes he's real either.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHang on - you bring a bloody big bike on board? Don't you think you should also pay 2 tickets?
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shootOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHang on - you bring a bloody big bike on board? Don't you think you should also pay 2 tickets?Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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You edited your post just as I hit reply with quote.
FFS, Is this whole board populated by sockies?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I'm no trainspotter!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHuh?
Are you Gricer or Pacharan?Comment
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No but the vast majority of your posts are in reply to Gricer - you are the same person.Originally posted by pacharan View PostI'm no trainspotter!
Give it up Sas or DP whoever you are.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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