Originally posted by MarillionFan
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OI! Prawn. Spring CUK Holiday!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSomebodies offered Shaunbhoy up on a platter I see! Is that you Admin?Comment
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Kudos to the ladies over there - anyone who can keep baning on about how much they love DP gets my vote.If you have to add a, it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLook these are mothers. Our registration process has at least 3 steps that should fox even the cleverest of them.
Mothers != Stupid
Remember MaryPoppins has a rather large umbrella."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I'd was going to sit on the naughty step, but they've banned my domain. I can't be bothered to set up a webmail account, so I'll leave it at that.
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
I think you mean "now".(bloody woman, I don't dunno - let 'em have jobs....
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnyway, they wouldnt have the balls to come over(apart from that Madascheese fella). They'd be nothing with a swear filter on and three moderators on Red Bull!
Personally, I think the whole thing was a success.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Why is everyone dissing my music taste!!! I called my daughter Kayleigh, what the hell is wrong with that FFS!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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the driver guzzles another can of lager lager lager
I can see why they take the pi55Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Perhaps if they unbanned a couple of us they might get some responses to some of their questions. I actually liked speaking to some of them - I found out that I'm not the only one to remember heads down thumbs up from school. Tina having her daily pot noodle time and her husband being tulip head was my attempt to a cr@p in CUK joke - but they were pulled as soon as they saw the light of day!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Netmums and babyworld are being touted by mumsnet as being viable summer holiday destinations.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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