OI! Prawn. Spring CUK Holiday!

[BoredBloke]

Naaah we've done mums - in a sense!

We need to find somebody so up their own @rses. Some of the mums were very vocal and fitted that bill, but some were really nice and prepared to give the benefit of doubt regardless of the rubbish posted.

I'm going to feed my son cat food this week so that I can wipe out that little fib

[Platypus]

Why is everyone dissing my music taste!!! I called my daughter Kayleigh, what the hell is wrong with that FFS!

Ha, so when she grows up and asks why you gave her that name, you can croon back in reply,

"Kayleigh, is it too late to say I'm sorry ... "

[mudskipper]

I remember seeing Andrew Marr talking about the reaction of mumsnet when Gordon Brown was interviewed by netmums - they called him a 'tart' and a 'slapper'. Andrew Marr said "Mothers have changed since my day".

[NotAllThere]

The Marillion fan is a woman? And she is proud of her taste in music?

You're also being put forward as an meta-troll, to get us all to join mumsnet. Alas, due to IP and domain barring, now no longer possible for my wife. I think I'm dooooooooooooooooooomed....

[MarillionFan]

Ha, so when she grows up and asks why you gave her that name, you can croon back in reply,

"Kayleigh, is it too late to say I'm sorry ... "

Bloody hell, why does everyone assume over there I'm a woman. I'm a man I tell you! A man with a damn fine taste in music!

[shaunbhoy]

Jeezzz they're good! And how the hell did they find out about the naked ironing??


Should I change my signature or is it all a bit late?

[mudskipper]

Bloody hell, why does everyone assume over there I'm a woman. I'm a man I tell you! A man with a damn fine taste in music!

Except at weekends, Shirley?

[MarillionFan]

You're also being put forward as an meta-troll, to get us all to join mumsnet. Alas, due to IP and domain barring, now no longer possible for my wife. I think I'm dooooooooooooooooooomed....

The fact you're up a mountain somewhere on a bloody ski slope using your Iphone doesnt help either!

[The Wikir Man]

You're also being put forward as an meta-troll, to get us all to join mumsnet. Alas, due to IP and domain barring, now no longer possible for my hubby. I think I'm dooooooooooooooooooomed....

FTFY

[The Wikir Man]

You're also being put forward as an meta-troll, to get us all to join mumsnet. Alas, due to IP and domain barring, now no longer possible for my wife. I think I'm dooooooooooooooooooomed....

Depending on what she wants it for, she may not be missing out on much (sorry folks that are still reading this).

My wife registered a while back, posted once or twice and then ran off because it was so nasty.

I've posted significantly more over there than she ever has