Is it illegal....

[The Wikir Man]

to send someone a dog (or cat) turd in the post?

Sharon Osbourne is notorious for it, apparently.

[DaveB]

and this your honour, is the advice I was given on a Professional Contractors Bulletin board stating categorically that it was completely legal to send Hays Recruitment a 'special package'.

You'll note the judicious use of the word "probably"

[d000hg]

Lets's just say someone deserves it and I've been biding my time for a few months now.

If this is for real, you're a sick weirdo. Postal rules aside, I'd imagine you could be done for harassment or something along those lines, not to mention InjuryLawyers4You calling to inform you the target fainted from the shock and badly hurt their knee

If admin get a sniff (!) this is real I hope the turd really hits the fan .

[EternalOptimist]

Why not give us the address and let us send random animal turds through the mail to the traget of your hatred.
Then we can have fun in court trying to match up the poster with the animal dung

judge - Calling mr x, it is alledged that you did send a rancid monkey turd through the post

gallery - monkey turd eh, tricky one, could be gibbon, Nick, mm no my money is whotisname, you know, whatisface

[monkeyboy]

Well if you want a quick delivery I turd that the powers that be in royal mail are putting smart chips in mail to find out how fast the system is. Only problem is the grunts on the gound know this are are purposely fast tracking this mail. Slightly warping the statistics.

[SizeZero]

Why not save the postage and just shovel it through his letterbox in the middle of the night?

[MarillionFan]

Why not save the postage and just shovel it through his letterbox in the middle of the night?

Well it depends if he has to drive very far. If he has to drive some distance, then the carbon emmissions would be bad for the environment and hence not very carbon friendly.

[Churchill]

Why not give us the address and let us send random animal turds through the mail to the traget of your hatred.
Then we can have fun in court trying to match up the poster with the animal dung

judge - Calling mr x, it is alledged that you did send a rancid monkey turd through the post

gallery - monkey turd eh, tricky one, could be gibbon, Nick, mm no my money is whotisname, you know, whatisface

Spartacus?

[EternalOptimist]

Spartacus?

him yeah, whatshisGladiatorface

[threaded]

to send someone a dog (or cat) turd in the post?

Most likely do you for a 'breach of the peace'

Anyways, you appear to have some anger problem. Anger leads to suffering because you have an illusionary concept of self.