Reply to: Is it illegal....

[Sausage Surprise]

Most likely do you for a 'breach of the peace'

Anyways, you appear to have some anger problem. Anger leads to suffering because you have an illusionary concept of self.

Ahhh.. but how could it be linked back to me?

[Sausage Surprise]

Why not give us the address and let us send random animal turds through the mail to the traget of your hatred.
Then we can have fun in court trying to match up the poster with the animal dung

judge - Calling mr x, it is alledged that you did send a rancid monkey turd through the post

gallery - monkey turd eh, tricky one, could be gibbon, Nick, mm no my money is whotisname, you know, whatisface

Excellent....in a Mr Burns type voice

[EternalOptimist]

Most likely do you for a 'breach of the peace'

Anyways, you appear to have some anger problem. Anger leads to suffering because you have an illusionary concept of self.

ooh , another monkey m'lud

[DaveB]

Most likely do you for a 'breach of the peace'

Anyways, you appear to have some anger problem. Anger leads to suffering, Suffering leads to Hate, Hate leads to The Dark Side.

FTFY

[threaded]

to send someone a dog (or cat) turd in the post?

Most likely do you for a 'breach of the peace'

Anyways, you appear to have some anger problem. Anger leads to suffering because you have an illusionary concept of self.

[EternalOptimist]

Spartacus?

him yeah, whatshisGladiatorface

[Churchill]

Why not give us the address and let us send random animal turds through the mail to the traget of your hatred.
Then we can have fun in court trying to match up the poster with the animal dung

judge - Calling mr x, it is alledged that you did send a rancid monkey turd through the post

gallery - monkey turd eh, tricky one, could be gibbon, Nick, mm no my money is whotisname, you know, whatisface

Spartacus?

[MarillionFan]

Why not save the postage and just shovel it through his letterbox in the middle of the night?

Well it depends if he has to drive very far. If he has to drive some distance, then the carbon emmissions would be bad for the environment and hence not very carbon friendly.

[SizeZero]

Why not save the postage and just shovel it through his letterbox in the middle of the night?

[monkeyboy]

Well if you want a quick delivery I turd that the powers that be in royal mail are putting smart chips in mail to find out how fast the system is. Only problem is the grunts on the gound know this are are purposely fast tracking this mail. Slightly warping the statistics.

[EternalOptimist]

Why not give us the address and let us send random animal turds through the mail to the traget of your hatred.
Then we can have fun in court trying to match up the poster with the animal dung

judge - Calling mr x, it is alledged that you did send a rancid monkey turd through the post

gallery - monkey turd eh, tricky one, could be gibbon, Nick, mm no my money is whotisname, you know, whatisface

[d000hg]

Lets's just say someone deserves it and I've been biding my time for a few months now.

If this is for real, you're a sick weirdo. Postal rules aside, I'd imagine you could be done for harassment or something along those lines, not to mention InjuryLawyers4You calling to inform you the target fainted from the shock and badly hurt their knee

If admin get a sniff (!) this is real I hope the turd really hits the fan .

[DaveB]

and this your honour, is the advice I was given on a Professional Contractors Bulletin board stating categorically that it was completely legal to send Hays Recruitment a 'special package'.

You'll note the judicious use of the word "probably"

[The Wikir Man]

to send someone a dog (or cat) turd in the post?

Sharon Osbourne is notorious for it, apparently.

[Sausage Surprise]

and this your honour, is the advice I was given on a Professional Contractors Bulletin board stating categorically that it was completely legal to send Hays Recruitment a 'special package'.

Hmmmmm...