Introduce yourself to the Newbies

[TheFaQQer]

TF

Occupation: Functional / Technical Oracle Consultant / Architect
Education: not enough - one can never have enough
Hobbies: sleeping
Technical expertise: Anything Oracle, bit of Linux
Contract status: Non-existent
Music: Anything pre-1915
Films: 1980s comedy, sci-fi, pixar
Likes: Very few things
Dislikes: Oh, I don't even know where to begin.

[northernladuk]

Evenin, <touches flat cap>

Sure you will form an opinion of my postings soon enough but before that......

Occupation: Educating people to speak proper like what us Yurkshire folk do like.
Education: You are not serious?
Hobbies: Northern stuff... you know the score
Technical expertise: We got electricty to our out house last year!!
Contract status: Put my X on a paper yes.
Music: Brass band n stuff
Films: Anything with Hovis in it
Likes: Anything with Hovis around it
Dislikes: Anything not to do with Hovis.. oh and MF...

[mudskipper]

Occupation: e-commerce stuff
Education: ongoing
Hobbies: cycling, geocaching, beer, wine...
Technical expertise: 4/10
Contract status: Outside IR35
Music: Bright Eyes, Kings of Leon, other stuff...
Films: Amelie
Likes: Getting drunk and hugging people.
Dislikes: peanut butter

[northernladuk]

TF

Likes: Very few things
Dislikes: Oh, I don't even know where to begin.

I bow to your honesty!!

[Advocate]

Occupation: Infosec
Education: Just starting
Hobbies: gym, climbing, xbox, ps3, beer
Technical expertise: 7/10
Contract status: Out of contract; "Bar job"
Music: Phonics, James, Snow Patrol etc etc.
Films: Leon; Lucky Number Slevin
Likes: Income
Dislikes: Tax

[malvolio]

Grumpy old git. See my blog...

[Moscow Mule]

Grumpy old git. See my blog...

Stop trying to generate backlinks.

www.cafepress.com/anythingbutgord

[EternalOptimist]

Occupation: Developer
Education: degree in Electronics, degree in History
Hobbies: beer, games
Contract status: sitting at home on a retainer getting pished all day
Music: Pink Floyd, ELP YES, Morrissey, Pogues
Likes: Jokes, nice people having a laugh together
Dislikes: The three stooges who get pleasure out of wrecking threads and hurting people

[TheFaQQer]

Occupation: Educating people to speak proper like what us Yurkshire folk do like.

like as what us Yurkshire folk do.

[lightng]

Occupation: Analyst Developer.
Education: Degree in bean counting (hated every minute of it). Should have done computing but was put off by the look of the other students.
Hobbies: Martial arts coaching, outdoor climbing (anything less than an E1), and Charity fund raising.
Technical expertise: .NET, Documentum, SOA, Webby and various other things to a lesser extent.
Contract status: Ex-contractor now permie
Music: Kings, Ramstein, Blues, Brazillica Lounge, Classical
Films: Comedy, supernatural, psychological thrillers.
Likes: it when a plan comes together.
Dislikes: Eating any food that used swimming as its primary mode of transport. Spending even more money to fix my extremely tulip french car.