Introduce yourself to the Newbies

[Mich the Tester]

i like liver.

So do I, especially with bacon, mushrooms, onions and mustard. Delicious.

[Xenophon]

Mmmmmmmm.

Likes: Liver, fava beans, chianti.

Gah! Beaten by the GAL!

I was delayed as I had to google 'Lecter' in order to get the right spelling.

[mr_woo]

Occupation: Hooligan
Hobbies: STFC, lager, nob jokes
Technical expertise: some
Contract status: Contract
Music: village people
Films: Bruno
Likes: Swindon
Dislikes: Oxford

[DS23]

you can't beat the gal. or not often anyway.

[sasguru]

Frack orf newbies!

[DS23]

when is a noob not a noob? <goes off to search an old thread that explained it>

[Bunk]

Mmmmmmmm.

Likes: Liver, fava beans, chianti, polystyrene rocks.

Dislikes: Wig Wearing War Criminals, diamonds, bamboo, sulphur, saltpetre, carbon. Not necessarily in that order.

FTFY

[Moscow Mule]

Occupation: Subject Matter Expert (trans: Tech Lead )
Education: Just a B.Eng.
Hobbies: Crap tennis, cycling, xbox live.
Technical expertise: System i & a particular flavour of banking software
Contract status: Seemingly perma-tracted
Music: Very few things I hate, except metal (all flavours).
Films: Action/adventure, sci fi
Likes: My wife, beer, wine, Beef Wellington
Dislikes: Cats, inconsiderate drivers.

[northernladuk]

Dislikes: People who faff, rude people, people who hold the door open for you when you're ages away and have to do that stupid fake trot run then thank them for making you do it, people who don't indicate, broad beans, Glee (I don't geddit), homophobes, Emmerdale, liver, fake tan, flat shoes.

I would educate you on the fact we do that for no reason other than to watch your jumblies jumble as you gracefully trot to said open door way but I know you will have sussed that a long time ago!!

[Drewster]

Hello Nice Fresh Newbies

Name: Drewster
Ejucation: Some
Likes: Some
Dislikes: More.... Many many more
Occupation: Stuff
Contract: Yes thanks
Hobbies: Several including CUK

Advice: Stick it out..... or not your choice.....
Don't believe anything or anyone here.... except the sensible ones....
Don't get upset none of it is personal... except when it is....
There isn't a gang...... really there isn't a gang.....
Normal "life" for Newbies....
a) Ignored
b) First thread raised in General gets at least a couple of stock responses
eg) Do you like films about chutney spoons or Do you like to lick Gladioli
Possibly followed by "Party"
c) First thread in serious forum gets (multiple instances of) single stock response or variant - RTFM, Do a search, etc
d) Accused of being a Sockie

Errrrr hope that is helpful......