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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    This doesn’t exactly give them an insight into the wide range of disturbed personalities we have around here does it? Make an effort please.
    Ok, Ok, look up the reference in my Sig and you'll get a rough idea of what kind of things appeal to me.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      I think this thread should be a sticky to help welcome newbs to the board.

      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #13
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Giant Alien Lizard.

        'Nuff said.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #14
          Sockpuppets can just list their occupation as, well, "sockpuppet"
          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            #15
            except sockpuppet, obviously.

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              #16
              Oh well, thought I was being helpful.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                original PM

                Occupation: Application Analyst
                Education: rocket scientist
                Hobbies: motor sport, footy, PS3, my family
                Technical expertise: none -- jack of all trades
                Music: anything made by people not from reality tv shows
                Fillums: not watched one in ages but sci fi as a genre
                Likes: beer, football, motor sports, birds

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                  #18
                  Occupation: Boring stuff

                  Education: Not enough

                  Hobbies: Looking after baby, trying to sleep, dreaming about a social life, looking after baby - you get the gist

                  Technical expertise: None, none at all. None I say.

                  Contract status: In contract

                  Music: (is waiting for someone to say they have 'eclectic' music tastes ) High Contrast, Fierce Angel, other stuff, I do like a bit of Country too.

                  Films: Mary Poppins, clearly. And Wizard of Oz. Anchorman.

                  Likes: Shoes, people falling over, sleep, things being neat, jogging, my boy.

                  Dislikes: People who faff, rude people, people who hold the door open for you when you're ages away and have to do that stupid fake trot run then thank them for making you do it, people who don't indicate, broad beans, Glee (I don't geddit), homophobes, Emmerdale, liver, fake tan, flat shoes.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    i like liver.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      i like liver.
                      Dr Lecter?
                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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