Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Ok, Ok, look up the reference in my Sig and you'll get a rough idea of what kind of things appeal to me."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
I think this thread should be a sticky to help welcome newbs to the board.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostGiant Alien Lizard.
'Nuff said.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Sockpuppets can just list their occupation as, well, "sockpuppet"
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Oh well, thought I was being helpful.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Occupation: Application Analyst
Education: rocket scientist
Hobbies: motor sport, footy, PS3, my family
Technical expertise: none -- jack of all trades
Music: anything made by people not from reality tv shows
Fillums: not watched one in ages but sci fi as a genre
Likes: beer, football, motor sports, birdsComment
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Occupation: Boring stuff
Education: Not enough
Hobbies: Looking after baby, trying to sleep, dreaming about a social life, looking after baby - you get the gist
Technical expertise: None, none at all. None I say.
Contract status: In contract
Music: (is waiting for someone to say they have 'eclectic' music tastes
) High Contrast, Fierce Angel, other stuff, I do like a bit of Country too.
Films: Mary Poppins, clearly. And Wizard of Oz. Anchorman.
Likes: Shoes, people falling over, sleep, things being neat, jogging, my boy.
Dislikes: People who faff, rude people, people who hold the door open for you when you're ages away and have to do that stupid fake trot run then thank them for making you do it, people who don't indicate, broad beans, Glee (I don't geddit), homophobes, Emmerdale, liver, fake tan, flat shoes.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Dr Lecter?Originally posted by DS23 View Posti like liver.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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