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    #41
    Menelaus here

    Occupation: PM,Dev,Chief tester, MD ,Chairman of M&S, charity fund raiser.
    Education: 63 A levels, PHD in Philosophy, Astronomy, Applied Mathematics, English lit.
    Hobbies: Polar exploration, collecting samples from the floor of the Marianas trench in my scuba kit, training SAS veterans in advanced techniques
    Technical expertise: probably best to list what I dont know. Excel v97
    Contract status: its a bit hush hush
    Music: Brahms and List
    Films: Prefer to make and star in them rather than watch them.
    Likes: Getting married, flying.
    Dislikes: Spilling pasta on my flying overalls.

    Menelaus out
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #42
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      Stop trying to generate backlinks.

      www.cafepress.com/anythingbutcam
      FTFY
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        #43
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Menelaus here
        .....
        Menelaus out
        ooh do another do another.. how about mf?

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          #44
          Cliphead

          Occupation: musician
          Education: completed
          Hobbies: messing around with computers
          Technical expertise: banjo / guitar / whatever - expert
          Contract status: never been out of one
          Music: anything written by me
          Films: as long as it has a decent score
          Likes: beer, banjos, banter
          Dislikes: everybody else in a car
          Me, me, me...

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            #45
            Oh yes - in true 'Learning Tree' style, we should all introduce someone else.

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              #46
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              FTFY
              Thanks. Can't beat a bit of backlinking from a site on hourly updates....
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #47
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Oh yes - in true 'Learning Tree' style, we should all introduce someone else.
                k2p2
                errrrrr dunno... errrrrr OK Avatar.... errrrrrr ummmmmmm

                [Frantic glance at k2p2]
                <whisper> Who the flip are you? <whisper>

                errrrr .... thats it really...

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                  #48
                  PS - Learning Tree = Tulip

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                    #49
                    I dont like new people with their fancy new ways and flash trousers. F eck off new people.

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                      #50
                      Well, we were all newbies once so here goes:-

                      Occupation: Support Monkey under achiever
                      Education: Elektronicals Degree (Grade = just) a long long long time ago so a real one
                      Hobbies: Seem to have given up on them, does Miserable Old Git count?
                      Technical expertise: Doze server & desktop jack of all trades
                      Contract status: In contract
                      Music: Ash, Nine Black Alps, Pendulum, Linkin Park, Enter Shikari, Indie stuff
                      Films: If....., Flash Gordon, Sci Fi, Stuff that makes me laugh, think or blub (in a manly way)
                      Likes: Not being a permie, South Island New Zealand, Coriander Pesto, Dangermouse
                      Dislikes: Current contract rate, crowds, reality TV, Star Wars, putting cover on a duvet

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