Global Warming for Dummies

[sasguru]

I'm still waiting for someone to explain why I should give a toss if AGW should prove to be real.

Well probably won't affect you but your kids and grandkids, if you have any.

[doodab]

I'm still waiting for someone to explain why I should give a toss if AGW should prove to be real.

You are supposed to care because the tops of hills will get more crowded.

[sasguru]

Cue sg and some pointlessly unfunny toolbox-related analogy.

congrats SB. Its no mean feat winning this award on CUK

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...age-idiot.html

[shaunbhoy]

Well probably won't affect you but your kids and grandkids, if you have any.

Yeah, they will be paying so much carbon tax that they won't be able to head to the Arctic Ice Cap to play ice hockey(stick) against the burgeoning polar bear colonies!

[DiscoStu]

You are supposed to care because the tops of hills will get more crowded.

Ah, so it's all about hills. Why did nobody say this before? I like hills

[BlasterBates]

Poor BB! A few claw-hammers short of a full tool-box.

Why don't you read this summary:

http://bristol.ac.uk/news/2009/6649.html

This suggests that terrestrial ecosystems and the oceans have a much greater capacity to absorb CO2 than previously expected

Comprendo?

or are you still having difficulty?

remember if you keep reading that sh*t from the blog you won't understand

[doodab]

Ah, so it's all about hills. Why did nobody say this before? I like hills

Exactly. And you don't want those oiks from the bottom clambering up to the top of your hill with their possesions in a sack do you?

[shaunbhoy]

congrats SB. Its no mean feat winning this award on CUK

Indeed. Were such an award to exist outside the confines of your rather pedestrian mind then seeing off the likes of you, for one, would be a colossal ask. Maybe you should organise a poll?

[DiscoStu]

Exactly. And you don't want those oiks from the bottom clambering up to the top of your hill with their possesions in a sack do you?

No, I don't want to share my hill with dirty working class peasants. I'm going to buy a Prius.

[sasguru]

Why don't you read this summary:

http://bristol.ac.uk/news/2009/6649.html



Comprendo?

or are you still having difficulty?

remember if you keep reading that sh*t from the blog you won't understand

(God debating with thickos)

Poor attempt at saving your dignity after you've been completely demolished in argument. Tut tut.

keep digging though...