I want to join the masons...

[Hiram King Of Tyre]

Why would they get grubby?

Not so much dirty. Some are more brown or grey than white though.

[Mich the Tester]

I've also been through the craft chair twice as well as 4 chairs in other orders

Indeed.

A veritable ball fest.

Musical chairs too!

[d000hg]

I thought it was supposed to be exciting or enlightening being a mason. Based on this thread, apparently not.

[Mich the Tester]

I thought it was supposed to be exciting or enlightening being a mason. Based on this thread, apparently not.

whs

[Xenophon]

I thought it was supposed to be exciting or enlightening being a mason. Based on this thread, apparently not.

Plenty of balls, though.

So, every cloud, etc...

[Hiram King Of Tyre]

I thought it was supposed to be exciting or enlightening being a mason. Based on this thread, apparently not.

I can understand it looking that way if Churchill didn't believe I was a mason cos I didn't know he had square balls!

[d000hg]

Plenty of balls, though.

So, every cloud, etc...

I think I'd rather join a snooker club... balls, dim lighting, drinking, ...

[Pondlife]

I've never seen or heard of that before. All the masons that I know have round balls. Often there are no black balls at all

Racists innit.

[Ken Dodd]

....I said ping pong balls, not King Kong's balls...

[shaunbhoy]

So basically an assortment of insecure social misfits that like playing with their balls. Whatever colour they are. Sounds compelling!!!