I want to join the masons...

[Ken Dodd]

the football match

There was a story a few years ago, that used to make me smile:

Did you hear about the football match between the Masons and the Buffaloes (RAOB)?

No I didn't. What was the score?

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I can't tell you - its a secret.

[cailin maith]

Ask some of the members of the "something like 12 lodges" that you belong to.

Btw, what's the name of your Mother?

Groan - you are setting yourself up now...

[Pondlife]

I know.

It is decidedly so.

HTH

[cailin maith]

It is decidedly so.

HTH

[Hiram King Of Tyre]

The other 11 aren't craft lodges. I really don't know what you're talking about though. Other than there are more than one and they are black as opposed to white.

I've also been through the craft chair twice as well as 4 chairs in other orders

[Churchill]

There was a story a few years ago, that used to make me smile:

Did you hear about the football match between the Masons and the Buffaloes (RAOB)?

No I didn't. What was the score?

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I can't tell you - its a secret.

A comedian at a Sportsmans do to raise money for the local Karate club held at Freemasons hall said "Here I am, at a fundraiser for a Karate club at Freemasons Hall, I could get kicked to death and no-one would ever know!"

[Jeebo72]

Ask some of the members of the "something like 12 lodges" that you belong to.

Btw, what's the name of your Mother?

You've started to loose me too. What's up with black and white balls? Is it because you use a black cube? Very strange.

[Ken Dodd]

A comedian at a Sportsmans do to raise money for the local Karate club held at Freemasons hall said "Here I am, at a fundraiser for a Karate club at Freemasons Hall, I could get kicked to death and no-one would ever know!"

That is one I will use in the pub tonight - thanks.


"Its not a secret society, its a society with secrets."

[Hiram King Of Tyre]

"Its not a secret society, its a society with secrets."

Do YOU know what's different about the black ball Ken?

[Ken Dodd]

black balls? no just a shadow.

In some Masons' lodges, a black cube is used instead of a black ball so that a black ball can be differentiated from a dirty white ball, as the lighting in the meeting hall is very dim during voting.

Yes?