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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
And then what?Originally posted by Lola View PostI like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!
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I didn't get that far the third time.Originally posted by Lola View Post
I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!
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Originally posted by Lola View PostI like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a homosexual if you are a male poster getting aroused by this!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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For sure, it is. I think Lola's surname is 'malesockie' .Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostHang on - Isn't Lola a bit of a girl's name?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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WTF did this thread get resurrected? Funny that it did though because I had an unpleasant pilatory experience this afternoon. I ventured into Swindon looking for a haircut and chanced upon an establishment with the caption "Continental Hairdresser" above the window. So, thinking it was an Italian barber, I went in and, once I got to the point of no return, I realised to my horror that it was an Indian barber. So, I told him what I wanted and I ended up with that one cut that Indian barbers always do. Not a million miles away from a basin cut in other words
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